Brendan Spaar does not believe that witches will protect computers

Supernatural tech support is actually a high paying job

Have you ever felt like your computer was possessed?  Many computer users, including Brendan Spaar, sometimes get the feeling that glitches in their gadgets are outside of their control.  Some users go to great lengths to protect their data from corruption or theft including placing bible verses on their computer screens, saying a prayer before starting work, and even shaking a gris-gris bag when working on important documents.

If you are in the San Francisco Bay Area, and feel that your technology is possessed, you should look up Reverend Joey Talley.  Reverend Joey is a self proclaimed Wiccan witch with a specialty in supernatural tech support.  Brendan Spaar knows that you may be thinking that this is just a fairy tale but major tech companies like Facebook, Salesforce, and Apple have used the Reverend to ward off evil spirits living in their technology.

For those of you who have solved the unsolvable tech problems where the only explanation is divine intervention, your skills command a high salary.  Reverend Joey charges clients $200 an hour for removing evil spirits from technology.  There is no word if she needs to come back monthly for “update patches” to keep the spirits at bay.

Source:  http://www.businessinsider.com/san-francisco-techies-hiring-wiccan-witch-to-protect-computers-from-viruses-2015-7